Hello World!

Looking for a cheery “Welcome”? Pweh! Uso pa ba yun?

Eh kung napunta ka sa page na to eh di malamang nagiinit na ang katawan mo. 

Let me guess..

Galing ka sa pornsite noh?!

Malamang winner din ang libido mo! 

Bakit alam ko? *sigh*

Dahil ang page na to ay para sayo. Sa mga kagaya mo. Sa atin  :)

So ikaw, nasan ka sa kanila? Ikaw ba’y Bakla? Paminta? Bayot? Bisexual? Top ba o Bottom? O baka naman Versa? Transexual? Tranny? Shemale? O kung anu ka pa, lahat ng term na ito though different constructively all sums-up to one meaning--- IMBA :D  

Ang point ko dun. Iba-iba man tayo sa “The Taxonomy of the 3^rd Sex” by Carolus Von Gayeus :D

... we all crave for the same thing. We all want the same stuff. We’d all kill for the same purpose.

An actual, working romantic relationship...

With the same sex. 

In fact, along with other worldly species, we too have evolved. Aba! Hindi na tayo nagtatago (although others still do, but majority of our population doesn’t) Hindi nalang tayo pang-kanto, dahil ngayon, abot na natin ang mundo! (hah! GLOBE?!) kidding aside, we’ve excelled far beyond anybody else in our respective circles, rising to the summit of each of our chosen fields.

 Hello! Alam ko alam mo ang tinutukoy ko. Sa lahat nang nook and cranny ng mundo, nandun tayo, flashing our best smiles, flaunting our best assets, and demonstrating our best skills..... while wearing PRADA. 

Oh diba??! WORLD-CLASS. Haha!

Pero alam ko, that just like me and everybody else, you’ve had your fair share of bad experiences, na for sure, atin namang napagtagumpayan hehe..

Pero meron din namang “Good Experiences” which we can describe using a constellation of adjectives and yet everything falls down to the point... these experiences.. eto yung mga...

Addictive. Exhilarating. Scandalous. Ecstatic. Wet. “Nakakakilig”. Heavenly. Over-the-Top. “Maaksyon”, and all these stuff :)

Lahat naman tayo tumikim ng BAWAL.

At aminin mo man o sa hindi.. masarap ang bawal.

Lahat din tayo may kwento..

At syempre ako rin may kwento...

Yup, eto ang buhay ko. So kung gusto mong makiusyoso eh di basahin mo, sayang naman kasi kung di ko isi-share.. lahat naman kasi tayo naghahanap ng outlet eh, so for me eto na yun. Ata? Haha

These are raw recollections from my life. And I’m proud of em’ *pak! :)

Indulge on my memories....

Savor the moments...

And don’t........

Masturbate too much. Hahaha! :)

And please do respect my posts po, dahil nagkaroon lang naman ako ng lakas ng loob mag-share dahil marami narin akong nabasa sa net na mga taong nag-share din and it seemed to have helped them grow as human beings.

Moreover, in times that the whole things’ kinda lost the vivid picture, pasensya :) Nonetheless, I’ll try to be as descriptive as I can, it’s long-term memory we’re talkin’ about, haha syempre minsan nakakapagod din maghalukay ng details. One thing nga pala, ung mga involved na tao haha syempre di ko na ibablandera ang real names nila, bahala na kayo mag-figure out kung nabanggit ko na ba ung mga real names hahaha baka ma-locate nyo ko eh di ayus! Haha detective-much? :)

Tsaka pls po, don’t PLAGIARIZE. Di naman to fiction eh, and yeah, may mga parts na boring at hindi erotic  :)  hello?! Di naman sex ang ikinabubuhay at kinakain ng tao diba :)

..  although dun sa eating part....... hehe.

well, whatever.

 

Ingat!